Dumb....it may leave you Numb ....

Shas, I am honored, you tagged me, especially for this one. I not only hope but also have my full faith that i wont disappoint you and whole DUMBO Community & will prove m self a STAR. So avoiding much ado let start the do...

(I am getting nervous...ohhh )..

The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

after first over score : 4/6 ... i guess i will hit new records ...let move ahead..


[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.


ooops it kinda okay okay over 6/11... let us see in next over ...

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.

OH MY GOD....whats happening.....i cant be so smart 6/16..lolzzzz



[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
[x] You stared hard at someone trying to figure whether the person was he or she

9/21...thnks god.....i am improving now....huff..huff...

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: Hopefully i will get clear..... 11/26

[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[x] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 14/31 At least better then Indian cricket team ..lolzzzzzzzz..

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] Mistook your teacher to be a student

So far: 15/37

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
[ ] Have you opened your mouth to say something but then you pretended as if you were yawning because you forgot what you wanted to say.

Total Score: 17/40 (looking around with twinkling eyes)...scratching head...i cant believe it...

(17/40)*100= 42.5% (sigh of relief....passed it)


All Community and Shas, I admit that i have not been proven myself upto tat level i have promised but for that I guess i need to join some rehabilitation center (Shas your score os poorer so please help me if you have found one.)

I hope Shilpa, Shruti and Hary would not disappoint me as well.

Gud Luck guys.