SAG(E)S.......NOT REALLY...Lolllzzzzzzzz

SAG(E)S are called for an Pan India (or may be other countries are invited, I don't know, Indian Home Maker  to blame for all this) disclosure and declarations. They are saying that all have washed their hand in this BAHATI GANGA , which is flowing up side down according to some very sacred  I-don't-know-meter.

For this IHM- Public Revelation Act,2010, about my Sins Against Gender Stereotype, I hereby declare followings:

1. I have a strange fondness for key rings. (I don't know if it qualifies for this)

2. Since childhood I used to do cleaning of home, Laundry, Dishes. (as per my capacity)

3. Know cooking (ahm....ahm...it may be an example of self appraisal)but I am not a good cook for sure.

4. Chocolates. (I dont know how these sweeties fallen in this catagory.IHM....Gaaarrrhh)

5. Have played Teacher Teacher, Table Tennis, Badminton etc. Never thought about any game as girlish or some thing like that many other games are there.

6. A reading freak that when I used run out of reading matter, I would start reading Ladies Magz (some times

     I used to read them before my mom :))

7. Believe in word commitment.

8. Don't hate pink or any other color for that matter.

9. I don't encourage Eve teasing(aka sexual harassment)

List goes on...last but not least IHM has thrown a curse to wear pink (for men) and wow I am already wearing that...  :)

I would like to hear from HaRy, Shas, Vipul & Vibhuti about their SINs

I dont know what to say ...

Tagged...:)....Lets vrooooooooooooooomm....

RULES: Respond and rework – answer these questions on your blog, replace one question that you dislike with a question of your own, and add one more question to the list. Then tag eight or ten other new set of people.

1.What is your current obsession? Myself

2. What are you wearing today? Uniform

3. What’s for dinner? hummm,,,i guess some sort of Pulao.

4. What’s the last thing you bought?5 New T-shirts..

5. What are you listening to right now?No voice ....silence..

6. What do you think about the person who tagged you?humm...tough question...I dont know her much,,,but i feel Rohini is nice human being.

7. If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be? hummm...tough question....the home where i have spent my 5 years. (2nd - 7th years)

8. What are your must-have pieces for summer? Handkerchiefs in loads, water from earthen pot.

9. If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go? Siachin Glaciar

10. Which language do you want to learn? All.

11. What’s your favorite quote? Every thing happens for good.

12. Who do you want to meet right now? My Friend.

13. What is your favorite colour? Blank & Blue

14. What is your favourite piece of clothing in your own closet? Jeans & Shirt

15.Define your self in a word?Mrigank (its replaced question by me)

16. What’s your favorite magazine? India Today.

17. If you had $100 now, what would you spend it on? ipod Nano :)

18. What do you consider a fashion faux pas? Every next outfit i see them wearing on ramp.lolzzzz(it may make you think ...I am a fash faux lolzzz)

19. Who according to you is the most over-rated style icon? More or less All. (Media doesn't has any sense promoting any one like god....ufffffffff)

20. What kind of haircut do you prefer? Fauzi Cut with lil modification of course.

21. What are you going to do after this? I dont know actually lolzzz

22. Who is your favorite sport star? Roger Federer

23. What are three cosmetic/makeup/perfume products that you can't live without? Nothing as such.

24. What inspires you? Distinctiveness. It may be in any thing.

25. Give us three styling tips that always work for you. well.may be black n blue...lolzz (one is enough from me..actually more will be fash devastator :))

26. What do you do when you “have nothing to wear” (even though your closet’s packed)? I never happens

27. Coffee or tea? Coffee.Ultra Dark.

28. What do you do when you are feeling low or terribly depressed?It doesn't happen to me any more

29. What is the meaning of your name? Moon

30. Which other blogs do you love visiting? All those that I follow.

31. Favorite Dessert/Sweet? Kheer. Ice cream.

32. Favorite Season?I like all but Winter are wowwwwww

33. If I come to your house now, what would u cook for me? Pulao.

34. What is the right way to avoid people who purposefully hurt you? Just Avoid. (by the way there must be some reason you can work out on that??)

35. What do you love most about yourself? My way of thinking. Every thing all in all.

36. What is it that you think most about?People & Their Problems ( After all I am a counselor).


Should i add a question?

37. why do you get angry? I dont get angry but one situation is exception, some one is making my mumma feel bad Knowingly.

Ohh I got lil emotional ...with my last question...well once in a blue moon its allowed :)

Grinning....Shilpa...hARy...Shas....Shruti ..c'mon....take it up.:)

Dumb....it may leave you Numb ....

Shas, I am honored, you tagged me, especially for this one. I not only hope but also have my full faith that i wont disappoint you and whole DUMBO Community & will prove m self a STAR. So avoiding much ado let start the do...

(I am getting nervous...ohhh )..

The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

after first over score : 4/6 ... i guess i will hit new records ...let move ahead..


[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.


ooops it kinda okay okay over 6/11... let us see in next over ...

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.

OH MY GOD....whats happening.....i cant be so smart 6/16..lolzzzz



[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
[x] You stared hard at someone trying to figure whether the person was he or she

9/21...thnks god.....i am improving now....huff..huff...

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: Hopefully i will get clear..... 11/26

[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[x] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 14/31 At least better then Indian cricket team ..lolzzzzzzzz..

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] Mistook your teacher to be a student

So far: 15/37

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
[ ] Have you opened your mouth to say something but then you pretended as if you were yawning because you forgot what you wanted to say.

Total Score: 17/40 (looking around with twinkling eyes)...scratching head...i cant believe it...

(17/40)*100= 42.5% (sigh of relief....passed it)


All Community and Shas, I admit that i have not been proven myself upto tat level i have promised but for that I guess i need to join some rehabilitation center (Shas your score os poorer so please help me if you have found one.)

I hope Shilpa, Shruti and Hary would not disappoint me as well.

Gud Luck guys.

Morning RAGA.....

4am,too early to get up him, but cell beeped and as he picked up, a frightening voice announced,' Result has been announced." His mind, floating some where in his la la land, gained conscious for yelling'"what, Fuck, Oh Ma God." Call disconnected. He too, with real world to get in from where he came.

Next morning, 8am, collecting himself some how (though its nearly impossible for him as usually). Yelling on pals,"have you checked yours"

prompt reply," you fuckin' ass, we are all along with ya, we are going together to college how can we?"

he smiled," oh we will get screwed up together"

This peck of unarranged, uncollected, out of wits guys(really?) approaching to their college. In some time they land up in their work stations.

All around atmosphere is mixed, tears or happiness, frustrated laughs, caring hugs, left alone guys and gals. Thanking or cursing god.

He afraid but not afraid, confident but not confident, composed but out of mind, key down his name and hit ENTER.

Marksheet is on screen, he is totally confused, is it mine? pals are silent. He smiled. His body not in his controlled.

Mean while a prof asked," whats up boy?"

Reply,"Nothing sir, lemme talk to you later on please"

His mind has shot in blank. On return journey, thinking of ways of committing suicide due to failure in seven out off eight subjects.Killing self with knife would be to paining, dropped. After many more ideas, when he reached his room, he had decided to go around and collecting sleeping pills because no chemist would be agree to give him many in lot (Being aware of result had been out in all town).

But he is now too tired to do any but sleep. ZzZzZzZzZ.......

6pm. He wakes up, get out of his bed, take a face wash & wondering how can he sleep in day time (he is not habitual with this). Anyway strgguling in his mind when he approaches nearest food joint and guys around are talking about result, still he is not able to recall his MORNING RAGA, then a pal remind him, Our class has doomed more or less.

He is smiling (on himself??)again, thinking of MORNING RAGA and then breaks in laughter hysterically yelling ..uffff I forgot to commit suicide......